Dear Repairman ID #9939, We had a hot date scheduled for today between 4-7pm. When you didn't arrive by 7:00pm I worried, but decided to give you the benefit of the doubt... We all have long days.By 7:45 I got really worried - maybe something terrible happened? I decided I better call Sears who set us up on this blind date. Sears sadly informed me you called in sick and decided not to bother calling to let me know. I wasted four hours on the sofa all dressed up with no place to go. But thanks to Google, I am now better informed and know that on confirmed dates such as this, when you decide to stand me up, I can take legal action.
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