This morning (10 AM Pacific time) I was denied a credit card for a lousy $500.
I'm a permanently disabled american veteran, who has been placed in a "conservatorship" (someone has to take care of me). All I want it for is to obtain a $25 (sic) credit card from a local video store. Please oh please correct this problem and send me a new card. My total income is $21,600 per month my old credit card expired in 2006 C'mon will ya whassa matter? Did you guys just get outta prison? My last four digits is xxxx.
By the way one of your contractors tried to steal from me to the tune of $18900. It seem that the "Dirty Old Sinful Languages" STARTED at my max balance of $14000 and went from there. Don't know who they are but they're the first bill collectors that contacted me. A "manager" finally came on line and threatened me most egreriously and I caught him in so many lies it was positively rediculous.
Kenito (spanish for "kenny)
Good luck finding those idiots and please o PLEASE send me that credit card! I honestly need that credit most egregiously.
Look up "egregious" in a dictionary. My thumbs are sore.
Bye Bye
The grand pappy
By the way, 100% of my grammar and spelling are perfect.
Mr. Kenneth xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx
escondido, California
United States Minor Outlying Islands
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