Chad Susott doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chad Susott once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chad Susott can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chad Susott can piss his name into concrete.
Chad Susott can speak braille.
Chad Susott's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chad Susott's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chad Susott.
Chad Susott does not sleep. He waits.
Chad Susott puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chad Susott can delete the Recycling Bin.
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