Complaint / Review
Chad Susott
World's Best Dentist, Most Interesting Man Alive, Brad Pitt's Identical twin, Hercules Himself, Sparty Incarnate

Chad Susott is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chad Susott pajamas.
Chad Susott can touch MC Hammer
Chad Susott once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chad Susott can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass... At Night
Chad Susott can slam a revolving door.
Chad Susott can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Most people check under their bed for the boogey man... Gary Ishida checks under his bed for Chad Susott.

Don't Mess with Chad Susott