I went to Value City with my sister to get Mom a gift for Mothers Day. It was 9AM in morning and I'm starving. I get a 49 cent "Slim Jim" and put it in the cart. We walk around lookung for just the 'right' gift for mom. I'm so bored and hungry.
After awhile we find something she'd like and go to the check-out. We stand in the line. I'm hungry so I start to eat my "Slim Jim". We get to the cashier and I place the 1/2 eaten "Slim-Jim" on the counter with our other items. I tell my sister that I'm gonna get a soda. So, a minute later she yells she's done and we walk out the door. BAM! Three people grab me and twist my arm behind my back! I was in shock & awe and confused! I asked whats going on? No reply.
I didn't know what was happening so I started defending myself! When I realized it was just two lezbo looking dames and one faggy looking dude I clamed down and thought what the hell is going on? I asked again. No reply. Well, they dragged me inside the store and up stairs to their "office". My sister is yelling all this time "Whats going on?" Wher are you taking my brother?" Who are you people?" Again NO REPLY. When they had me settled in a chair they finally told me that I shoplifted a "Slim-Jim". What? My sister had paid for it with the check-out. I told 'em that to go ask my sister for the reciept. They wouldn't. I started yelling what their problem was? They then threathen to call the police. I said PLEASE DO this is stupid. Well, they kept me there for over an hour saying NOTHING and wanting to take MY PICTURE! I said NO! For what? I didn't do anything. So, they finally told me I won't be realized unless they could take MY picture.
After awhile I relented and just made stupid faces every time the pointed the camera at me. FINALLY some moron comes up and states "Let him go". I said I want the pics and an apoligy. They said nothing about their actions and warned ME never to come back. I said WHY THE HELL WOULD I COME BACK TO THIS PLACE? I then see my sister and tell her to get a refund for what we bought ASAP. The reciept CLEARY SHOWED that the "Slim-JIM" had been paid for. She got the refund. We left and we'll both NEVER go back to THAT or ANY OTHER VALUE CITY!
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