WHAT A CROCK OF @#$% First of all, The dj KRISTEN BURKE Had bailed!!! Speaker problems? MY ASS! I told him he could use my things and I would bring him to the gig. Going by what JULIAN RAMOS Told me he would get $275 for a 4hr gig. Not bad for a wanna be.
I didn't know I had to meet a dress code in my own home on a saturday morning. T shirt, sweat pants, no shoes. I guess millions of us are slobs not good enough to be in the presence of this PRINCESS! No underwhear? What wher you looking at to notice that HUN? Maybe a fewdrops of coffee? Maybe some water from when I shaved? It seems that P—S is the first thing that comes to KRISTIN BURKE'S MIND... SUCH A CLASSY LADY! I am sweatty from moving my things and am washing myself off in the mens room before putting on my (DIOR) TUX! I guess she wanted me to do this in the kitchen? Washing yourself KRISTIN should try this sometime. I don't want to be groos BUT When he pulled up her cheap gown to get the garter, I was LUCKY To be 30 feet away.
She went out off her way to deliberatly not do anything I ask. I said DON'T BE SELFISH with your music. She said o.K. And then was. I said don;t ask for DIRTY FILTH! She did. One song (i'm not a player0 sez I JUST LIKE TO F—K ALOT 12 TIMES But this is o.K.in front of a 6 YEAR OLD GIRL!!! WHAT A TASTELESS PIG!
She had plenty of time to get somebody else! Just not for what I was charging her. I took no request because she said not too. I was ask for perculator at 5 of 10 I said I don't have time. I DIDN"T!!! Her husband and maid of honor wher kissing up to me all nite long. Because the JOKE she calls a reception is not over till 11. This is why the late request, This is why nobody ask me to say last call. This why somebody lost a ring at EXACTLY 10 PM All moves older then the hills. She wanted something for nothing. FAT CHANCE! FOR THIS ROYAL PAIN IN THE A#$
She made idiotic changes to my format for no other reason, but that I ASK HER NOT TO! She picked DIRTY, SELFISH MUSIC BECAUSE I ASK HER NOT TOO. She insisted that I do the intros BACKWARDS. She is within her wrights to say IT'S MY RECEPTION AND I WANT IT MY WAY! BUT she knew that nobody else would touch my price so she agreed to all of it and then did NONE OF IT Up to and including being to arragant to make or take phone calls after saying she would. She lives at her computer so now I have to. MORE BULLS—T!!! I never said i wouldn't do her joke! I said it would be best if she got somebody else and it was the truth! When she got over her alergy to the phone I SAID I WILL DO YOUR RECEPTION EXACTLY AS YOU ASK AND I DID!!! She thought she would (GET OVER) AND DIDN'T TO F—KIN BAD You have a probulm with a PROFESSIONAL? GET SOMEBODY THAT'S NOT. This selfish, manipulating, rude, stuck up, sarcastic, little lowlife got exactly what she ask for! In every possible way!
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