Last night I was sitting at the MTA stop at Santa Monica Blvd and Gower Street in Hollywood. This gray crown victoria pulled up and I thought -"Oh great, here comes Vice to harrass me again".in Hollywood, the police seem to think a guy sitting at a bus stop while wearing a thong is somehow against the law. Well it ISNT. OK! So this police car (or I THOUGHT it was a police car) pulled up and instead of a vice cop, there was this little bald headed Black dwarf behind the wheel. He asked me what I was doing and I told him it was none of his business and maybe I shouldn't have said it, but I told him, "Hey toad, Circus Vargas is looking for midget clowns, better run down and put in an application" He got so MAAAAAD, he jumped out of the car and wanted to know where i lived. I told him it was none of his damn business. He then said that he was the sheriff of the housing authority. I told him he was a liar cause they dont hire gay midgets to be a sheriff. I then got kind of scared and ran away. I then called the LAPD and described what happened and the policeman at the Wilcox station told me that the man was named Scott Butler and he was known to them. The policeman told me that he was just a harmless little homo and not to worry. Well let me tell you - Im worried. I hope he doesnt come after me again.
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