A little background first so that you understand me. I am about as anal as they get, I mean I research everything at length long before I make a purchase. I am a life long subscriber to consumer reports and a Wikipedia addict. When it comes to making an online purchase, I'm about as skiddish as a coked up gerbil, running accross a power line 50ft in the air, with cats on both of the power poles on either side of the power line, and Richard Gere standing on the ground below with his pants around his ankles, a paper towel tube in his hand, and an nasty grin on his face. So you know, I don't make many online purchases.
I've waited and waited to purchase a PS3, researching the various incarnations (20G, 40G, 60G, 80G), so that when I was ready, I could not go wrong. I finally decided to go with the 60G model, as it is most compatible with the PS2 games.By now I waited too long to get one in a retail outlet, so online was my only choice. Should have asked my buddy Rob to RhoShamBo me then, I'm sure he would have gladly obliged. After days of looking online at ebay, craig's list, and a host of other online stores, I mad my choice, yes, yes, I chose the cockknockers that I'm here writing about.
I made this choice, not because they were the cheapest, although they were cheaper than most, but because they had more in stock than anywhere else. I ordered my new PS3 on a Monday night, Mastercard has it privlages. I got a confirmation email the next morning, and a note saying they would ship it that afternoon. Well beat me with a club and call me Shirley, I belived them. I checked back regularly for tracking information, to no avail, and by Thursday, the website was down, said it was undergoing maintenance, and the answering service, had a similar message. Then on Friday, I learned that other people had the same issue with this company. Fraud I say, I called Mastercard file a complaint and got my money back... Prison raped, without the common courtesy of a reach around, or a peck on the back of the neck... Damn.
I've since purchased exactly what I wanted on Ebay, and gotten the PS3... But I am here to say that this whole ordeal was a clear case of Cockknockery and Douchebaggery gone wild. Mr. Guez (looking like the illegitimate sone of Barney Fife and Osama Bin Laden) should be the recipent of a Cool, Crisp, @zz whipping.
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