Complaint / Review
Phil Mahlo, "Phitoma Quest", "Tamco" Or Whatever He Calls Himself This Week
"Phitoma Quest", "Tamco" Or Whatever He Calls Himself... Phil Mahlo, "Phitoma Quest", "Tamco" Or Whatever He Calls Himself This Week... I too fell for the scam

I needed the money and had already invested the time to fill out an application and interview. Then came the "orientation" with the cheesey dude wearing the loud pink shirt and cheap shoes... Dyed yellow hair... Stupid facial hair... Gut... Moronic story about how he "did this and that" until HE needed to change jobs and chose KIRBY.

There was a video too. Out of date and STUPID. A bunch of douches talked about how marverlous and wonderful Kirby was. We had to watch these dorks have a circle-jerk for about half and hour.

To be fair the Kirby IS the best cleaning system around but the f*sticks that peddle them are extortionists.

In my case I needed the money and I believed everything "Phil" told us. He looked me in the eyes and reassured me to my face that everything would be dollar-signs and adventure. I had no reason to believe otherwise.

Instead it was me riding around the backwoods of Oklahoma in a van full of mental deficients that talked of nothing other than drugs, titty bars and screwing s*s.

We were supposed to have an "appointment setter" but all she did was sit in the van and (no lie) give h* or talk about "giving h*" to the other "dealers" and the "team leader" in the van.

Without an appointment setter we were reduced to changing tactics and doing (get this) a "TURN AND BURN" wherein we're instructed to give someone a gift to be let into their house. We were frequently told to LIE and say the demo was only 20 minutes. Bull*... The demo (if done correctly) is about one to two HOURS long.

I made a couple small sales a week which amounted to close to nothing, considering I had invested six days a week on this nonsense.

One week I made one demo short of the "guarantee" and Phil Mahlo paid me NOTHING. I tried to go out one more time but i couldn't wrap my head around selling anything. I ended up leaving my Kirby and "demo kit" and walked away one night without saying a word. Nobody lifted a finger to stop me... Even though I was, by Phil's own mouth, a "TOP SELLER".

Yeah, they don't check anyone's background. They don't vary in anything they tell people.

Everything is a script. Everything is a scam to burn you out.