I had the misfortune of staying in this den of evil with my new wife and was treated with almost disdain by these people if you can call them that. The food was horrible to the point of Mcdonalds quality and the service was just horrid. So I took my wifes advice and seeked out the owners of this hell hole and they came in the forn of Court Prentice & Dean Macara! Two of the most unfriendly and surly people I have had the misfortune to encounter! But at my wifes behest I remained calm and collected just waiting for our time in this venom den to expire. So when we finally escaped and made it home (My wife is still having stomach problems from the food.) I decided to write them a letter describing this fiasco and was greeted with this...
You are as good as dirt. Upon opening this message you have been cursed!
Be warned, for we have placed upon you a vile and agonizing curse.
Its horrors will soon emerge and strengthen, spreading within you and someone close to you, thanks to the mighty forces of the Loa. A wretched fate for you both, it burns existing sores within you causes gas and pus, coaxes little cancers to multiply and spread, and toxic biles to rot intestine walls.
In eleven generations from our Allada home, this curse has never been known to fail. There exists no remedy, and shall be no escape. For your stinking wicked ways you are damned to experience its cruel effects, and long before your death you will writhe in the pain it delivers in retribution for your vile selfishness and evil.
So it makes you ask yourself what kind of animals are these people and do I have any legal recourse?
If you have had an experience like mine please let me know...
Dismayed
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