I was about to give my nine month son Oscar a bath. I turned out the tap and the water started coming out. I was undressing my son to give him a bath. I was about to put him in the bath tub, when this big red blob of slime tried to take him. It tried to eat my baby. I guess I should have been a more attentive mother and noticed that the water was turning into red slime. I called my friend Peter Venkman (a boyfriend whom I did not break up with properly) and stayed at his house overnight because I was afraid that the bathtub would come after Oscar again.
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