Foreign policy is too complicated, I'll admit, for Fraud Hammer X's tastes, but France and their thwarting of American justice is all too clear this time around. I'm madder than an alcoholic Frenchman in a frogwater drinking contest, so here it goes...
Jacques Chirac, how nice that you're on the receiving end of all that cheap Iraqi black-market oil while hard-working Americans are paying through their noses for what should be their birthright.
Have some Fraud Hammer action, leader of the Frog people! BAMMM!
Why don't you French freaks get behind us like you did in WWII?
Oh yeah, that's right: most of you turned traitor at the first sign of the Jerries.
I guess this appeasement is in character for you. Here's a hammer for the gutless Frenchmen of the world: POWWWW! All the brave Frenchmen emigrated to the US after the war because the stench of their traitorous "countrymen" was unbearable!
War on, French Resistance! Your country will be free again, free of treachery and cowardice! Vive le France! Vive le cheap oil pour les Yanqui! Hammertime pour les yellow-bellied Chirac! POWWWW!
Guess what, Chirac? Your sniveling is in vain! After we're through with the axis of evil it will be the axis of COWARDS turn for some American Fraud Hammer justice!
That's right! In two years we'll be paying 25 cents a gallon for premium unleaded while you'll be sucking snails through a straw after we go HAMMERTIME on your filthy appeasing mouths!
Are you listening Germany? Russia I'll give you your propers because you have been a faithful ally more than once. Come around, Mother Russia!
Here's a shout-out to our brave and courageous British brothers and sisters!
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