He's at it again! Chief Browne decided to take a vacation. Thank GOD he left. The only problem is he took the town's only police car with him. He said he needed the police car for 2 reasons. 1st was in case he was needed back in town, he could respond quickly and 2nd, he couldn't afford a bus ticket to where he wanted to go.
I'm not so mad about him taking the police car on vacation, I'm pissed off that he took the car to Las Vegas, Nevada! That's over 500 miles! Each Way! Well from what I can gather, Jimmy Boy was backing out of the Circus Circus while eating a giant 99 cent chocolate sundae and a shrimp cocktail when he jumped the curb.
The only problem was that he was on the 5th floor of the parking garage at the time. He splattered the car all over the front of the casino. Then, to make matters worse, he filed a workers comp case against the city claiming that he was "on duty" at the time and get this!
He went out and rented a Mercedes M-600 and put it on the town's credit card claiming that he needed a nice car to patrol town in until we bought him a new police car. At what point will be be able to get rid of this loser!?!?!?!?
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