Clerical Positions leading to Management, Ybor City call 813-242-6041
Oh, where do I start? Loud Music, empty office in the middle of the ghetto, or was it the very young pre-screener name "Cheryl". I knew after meeting this twit it was not what I had expected. She asked the biggest no-no of any interview "Are you single, happy, married"?
She said it so fast and I was in awe, I replied, "married". She continued with, "Are you happily married?"
That interview was my first clue. However, curiosity got the best of me. I figured she was young and inexperience and I had just started my job search, I thought what the hell, maybe I'm being a little too cynical. Not to mention I did respond to "Clerical Position", so I gave it another chance.
Congratulations! Isn't it great! Great Jossy? You really had me convinced, NOT! But again curiosity won and I made it to the BIG 2nd interview. Oooh!
Again that loud music! Look I'm not an old fogy but really, could you be anymore obvious and obnoxious!
'Boss'" will be with you shortly, you must sit up straight, and don't look at your watches, he doesn't like that, and he will not answer any questions", warned Jossy. Okay, no questions.
20 minutes later... 6 out of 12 actually knew this was a sales pitch. We discuss going AWOL, but again, like me we were all a little too curious.
Olivia did everything but pull out the red carpet for "Boss" Dickens. The dark, bald, pink shirt, heavy accent, fake Louis voutoun (excuse my spelling) caring notebook holder, blackberry with no service, claims 6G's a year, supporting his dad, sporting 2 high roller cars, pimping Olivia and Jossy, Canadian Optician, (accent sounded like he from the Islands, not French Canadian even on his best day if you asked me) who flew in directing over the bridge from St. Pete to Tampa to take the time out his extremely busy schedule to meet with us saps.
Mr. Imitimdating warned us "I will cuss", I will use works like F*K and Sh*t. (okay so he is a professional) "But most of all I am a honest person, I am not here to bullsh*t you". With a claim like that, you have to think to yourself is a person really that evil, or is he really sincere in wanting to help you really make a "guaranteed $30,000 a year".
"Boss" gave us glitz and glamour, bells and whistles, but most of all the chance to travel and meet the famous Steve Tejeda of Weston, FL (Boss's Boss) and with just a little hard work we will own our own business scam. "Boss" also aspires to be the next Larry Hahn, (Atlanta, GA) founder, owner, creator of one of the biggest scams ever "Scentura Creations"
Don't think so.
Later, on As the Perfume World Turns, "Boss" tried an interview approached that I still giggle to this day. He asked us questions in front of the group to determine if we are going to the third and final interview. (You won't notice this, but I took a couple seconds to laugh). I was third in line he asked, "Why would you be interested in this position"? With heavy accent and the sentence was so fast I asked him to repeat. Again he asked, I replied, "Well, I came for the Clerical Position, not the Marketing Position (as I pointed to his elaborate stategy 8 week training into 4 weeks written on the whiteboard behind him) He said, "You'll be only selling to your friends and family for a week". I replied with, "Again, like I said, I came for the Clerical Position, not the Marketing Position"."Boss" looked, well, sort of irritated with added mixture of confusion.
His working girl Olivia escorted me to Jossy with my "paper" and she said, "I've got good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
"The bad news", I said. She ignored me, and said "well the good news is that you have been invited to the Third Interview, the bad news is that "boss" doesn't think you're interested."
That was a real blow. Hee hee hee
As I heard the "Good News" I thought to myself, are you kidding me? A "third interview" you people are still trying to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge. As I heard the "Bad News" I thought, hey this guy is the sharpest tool in this scam shed.
She gave me the background check sheet and asked me to think it over and come in on Monday. Okay there, almighty swift one.
As you can see I was entertained, I got a second row seat to see the best of the bullsh*tters show. These con artists really wanted me to join the $25,000 Pyramid, I mean $30,000 Pyramid. (Sorry Dick) However, a good chunk of people in this circus act really fell for it. Not to mention the blogs seen on this site, that really blows my mind. Some of these people lost their, friends, family, girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands, wives, homes, dogs, shoes, shirts, perfume bottles, never got paid after working a month, went to jail, loss self respect, loss respect from others, loss their mind, started using crack cocaine, committed suicide but most of all thousands of dollars! Sorry to those who got that far, you were really born yesterday!
I, myself have a job; I had just started looking, and was just looking for a better opportunity to supplement my husband's income. Hell, I really don't need to work come to think of it. But, the looks of some of those people, well they needed a job like two weeks ago. These are desperate people looking for legitimate work. Responding to ad's you believe are legit. Those other applicants really looked tired and really can't afford this crap. One woman mentioned she was two months behind on rent. That's why I am so disgusted, these con's prey on weak and desperate.
"Boss" will even go as far as psychologically convincing you that you have no other choice, because no one else wants you.
The sad part is that these scam artists have no soul and someone like "Dickens" would pimp out his own mother if he needed $3 bucks to take Jossy out for lunch at McDonalds.
By the way this is Jossy's deal "ROBY Enterprises", her version of "scentura" did I mention she is only 19 and she mentioned that although her mom loves her, she would never use her as a reference. (The character reference discussion of our second piece of paperwork, don't worry W-4's and SSN don't seem to be a requirement). Look even her own mother thinks she's a jerk! Or maybe her mom's the jerk and brought up her daughter in some gypsy cult and trained her into becoming the scam artist she is today? The world may never know.
Finally, yes finally, I will end this with:
Cheryl, you picked the wrong person.
Dickens, you and your harem are going down.
I've got the time, the money and the resources.
I will do everything in my power, to drive your toilet water wearing street girls out of this town and back to the Bahamas, I mean Canada.
The one you wish you never interviewed
Tampa, Florida
U.S.A.
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