GEEZE, It's a long story, But often Repeated.
Let's Start with The DEAD-BEAT MOM, Whom you'll more than likely find at JITZ's Bar at the 5 Points. The Tinkers guild, when The locals get Tired of her LEACHING DRINKS. Just call & ask for TRISH, They'll walk the phone to her, as she is usually to "Out-of-it" to walk.
Her real Name is Patti Abel, most recently hauled into Family Court For "Willful Failure To Pay Support" Last April. While There She Cried & sobbed her Pitiful story about being Disabled.
Claiming CARPAL TUNNEL (Probably from Choking Beer Bottles) & Tendonitis (Probably from Rolling Drunks off of her belly in the wee hours of the Morning). Anyway, "VIOLA", She gets off sentence deffered.
Now, Here's the CATCH, She is only Required to PAY 50.00 a MONTH!!! She claimed "Not to be able to Work", & Cited That the SUPPORT COLLECTION UNIT had Her Lic. "REVOKED"!
Truth of the matter is, She didn't have a Lic. To Revoke, Due to Previous D.W.I.'s.
Next Catch, 2 weeks AFTER her appearance, She was BUSTED, D.W.I., (Check May 8th's Issue of The Auburn Citizen). Hello, Judge. Hello, Support Collection People. Hello, Cayuga County Attorney. This Woman Can't AFFORD to Pay 50.00 a Month?!?!??!
She has 2 Teen-age Children That she Rarely ever Bothers to Call (She called her Daughter, THE DAY AFTER HER 16th Birthday "DRUNK"!) She does have a CELL-PHONE??? The Judge Cited her last Home in WEEDSPORT is "Not a Booming Metroplis of Work", But she can get to & from Auburn to Drink.
The Wonder of it All. Her Children have recieved 3 Checks in the last 5 weeks, Each for the full SUM of $12.69. (Just Fuggin' Amazing!!!)
Most people say"Haul her back in". I can earn 12.69 by mowing a lawn.
I just want everyone to Know - MEN in New York Counties don't Stand a CHANCE!!!
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