All you virile guys in Central Florida need to watch out for this flaming dye job redhead. She will not admit she is 65 years old, promises you a lifetime of fun and excitement, but only if you are useful to her bottom line.
For example, as victim #5, in a long list of same, if you can hold a hammer, paint, drive as a chauffeur endlessly and start and stop only when she says, no radio, no A/C, and are willing to turn over your paychecks (OH YES - She says you must go out and work and then come to her house and remodel it extensively promising you a cut of the equity) then by all means locate this woman in her Green 1996 Suburban or on Stone Island.
Yes, she may have some money left, after all I remodeled 5 homes for her that she cashed out, and she may have some Social Security checks from the husbands that have died mysteriously in her bed (promised marriage for 19 yrs, married the Hungarian carpenter, my poor brother, then found him dead after 2 months? And told all of us he died poor but testifie din court that her money came from him, please), gay guys that she kept the name of even after marriage to others? Changed the name of her dead mother to avoid hospital bills...
But you check it out. She might even go to your church. She might come to your garage sale with her evil twin Cathy to buy your trinkets and Beatrice Potter statues. She might ask you to work on her house or wash one of her 8 pets and then negotiate payment without spending one cent of her dough.
State Farm might be looking for her, so might the poor sucker that bought her house in CA that Joseph paid for, the buyers that purchased her investment in North Carolina might be a little mad.
She is a compulsive liar, fancies herself to be Scarlett O'Hara (failed high school thespian), says she is allergic to everything so make sure you can operate a vacuum cleaner, and probably will ask you to apply the henna on a regular basis to cover her skunk stripe.
Remember, she may still have some money left, even though she will freeze in Hell before she spends any money on food, heat in the winter, clothes for anyone but herself, YOU GET THE PICTURE.
Check it out.
The Merry Widow - even has a plan that you would marry her on an anniversary date of another wedding she had once, to my brother, and will insist that she can wear her dead Auntie's dress (whose signature was forged on the will).
Good luck.
Oh, PS - Her friends Helen Cryspie and Helen's daughter Lisa in WPB have their eyes on her money. They will falsify documents, help defraud lenders, and the like to help Aunt Gayle. After all, her best friend Cathy's ex is now on probation for diamond theft - and those two are antique dealers?
Dead Joseph's sister
Budapest
Hungary
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