I recently had a run in with Kevin Beamon of Camelback Wealth Strategies. What an arrogant dirtbag. From the minute I met this guy he was trying to shove his sweaty business card in my hand. He told me his family was rich and that he had helped many families survive the economic downturn, etc.
I agreed to go to do a lunch date with this guy because my other LPL financial planner was such a lame idiot. All he really wanted to do is roll my account that was obvious from the word go.
The idiot had me meet him in truck stop just outside of Phoenix. He said he had another business that required him to travel a lot.
I sat there for 20 minutes before he came out from the bathroom. He sat down at our table and got out his sales literature when some weirdo with three teeth in his head came out of the bathroom and straight to our table. He was pissed.
He said, "No way, Beamon. You are not going to be the glory hole gunner every time you say your ass hurts. I have been getting my bung just pounded on the other end of that hole and it is supposed to be your turn today."
Kevin became infuriated and grabbed the guy and went back to the bathroom. I couldn't believe it. Next about 3-4 truckers get up from their seats and all head to the men's room at once. Everyone remaining in the truckstop all looked at me and then looked away. Then I hear some shouting in the bathroom it sounded like someone was tearing down the stalls. Not a single person in the truckstop even batted an eye. It was amazing.
The next thing I saw was one of the burly truckers pushed Kevin with his pants down out of the bathroom, across the parking lot and forced him into a semi truck. Kevin started yelling for help but the trucker rolled his head up in the electric window so he couldn't get his head in or out. He kept yelling, "Ouch, this guy is burning my a* with cigarettes. Someone help me." then the big pulled off.
I left Kevin's Camelback Wealth Strategies papers on the table with a $20 bill and got the hell out of there.
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