After spending hours on the phone with Direct TV representatives I have finally resorted to this. Direct TV sent out Larry the lazy installer to my home. The ineptnes of Larry was asounding. First he left the drop ceiling tiles out of place in my elderly mother in laws room and left a heavy dinning room chair infront of the toilet in her bathroom. Marcelle is elderly and handicaped has problems moving around, muchless lifting things.
Next Lazy Larry got a phone call from the daycare center letting him know that he was late picking up his child and that they were going to charge him a dollar for every minute that he was late. What does Larry do? He rushes to get things done so he can leave as soon a possible.in his haste, Larry left the backyard fence gate open. After Larry was gone my wife let our two Labradores out the back door to play and relieve themselves. An hour later when it was time to feed them, i went to let the dogs in the house to eat. They were gone out the gate that Lazy Larry had left open. I called for them and went looking through the neighborhood for them. I found Black Jack dead in the middle of the road. Thanks to Direct TV and their Lazy Larry.
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