So I started off my day with a nice cup of Joe and all of a sudden I got a phone call from a blocked number. I answered the phone and a guy say's its been a long time sinc we last talked and if you put a name to my voice I will send you a gold plated caddilac. At first I just thought it was some rndom fruit trying to come on to me so I hung up.
Well guess what, he calls me back. He asked why I hung up and he said this is how I put beans on the table now listen up pussy fart. I then preceded to go off on the little 5 foot fella and he started to cry because I actually had the balls to tell him off. A week latr I got some call from Cal Pacific and they were confirming an order for 100 saw zal blades. I dont even know how he got my number...
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