I was doing my once a week shopping and I decided, hey, I am going to be tired when I go back home to Boulder today so I am going to go shopping, go to Rainbow Alley and then head home to Boulder to go to sleep before going back to work the next day.
So, I went into the Safeway and got the items I thought I'd need until my next trip to Whole Foods on Pearl. I would like to note that I carry my own shopping tote bag. So, anyway, I am going to the checkout counter and I notice the security guy slip by and bump into my bag. I wasn't really awake to it, which is a shame because this would have caught him red handed.
Anyways, I pay for my groceries and load them back in my tote bag. The next thing I know, the same security guard blocks my entry into the store. I get my receipt out and everything I paid for is in there but I notice that there were 2 sandwiches that were in my bag. Apparently the security guard placed these in the bag because when he sat me down, out of view of the security cameras and customers, he whispered in my ear "this will teach you a lesson, you f*ing faggot".
So, we wait for the police and I get a ticket for shoplifting (thus tainting my clean criminal record and making me inadmissible to Canada for the next five years).
I will never shop at safeway again and i advise everyone else never to shop there again either
JessicaBoulder, Colorado
U.S.A.
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