I'd like to report that I have been with NHCD long enough that hair has finally grown on my feet. I have had a wonderful time working with all the humans on the phone.
I recently had my alien baby and my NHCD manager called to see if she could meet me to see the baby. We met at a local park, (so she could give me my pie pan back) and she was so nice to my baby. Then, the most horrible thing happened. Out of no where came a pack of dingos and you know what they did? The Dingos ate my baby! My manager was so awesome she tried to save me and my baby.
My advice to all those, "EX" managers out there... Come back to work for NHCD. I feel with your extreme talent for fabrication, you'd do well to learn how to be honest. This job might even make you a little happy and UN bitter. Then you'd have no reason to spew on every website you could find. If you are not interested in working for NHCD again, maybe you'd like to work for the National enquirer OR for true happiness, ask me about the alien baby donor program.
I am in the process of getting me another baby. The baby will help you stay busy so you don't have idle time to have your minds and fingers run amuck! Enjoy your lives sweeties! Time is too short to be so angry and bitter. Besides, staying so hot and bothered over something that you claim happened to you a long time ago will make you a dull person.
Get over it and move on. Smile and Dial!
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