I was one of the unfortunate ones that had my mortgages sold to these douche bags. My first company Equicredit was great, each month had a statement, automatic payment structure never failed, everything was perfect. Then I get a letter saying something about the BS Loan servicing center blah blah blah.
So these F nuts cant figure out how to ach money from someones account, NOT MY FAULT THEY ARE FREAKIN STUPID.
So I go to my bank set up the direct withdrawl for them, doing their work for them, thinking everything is fine and dandy, payments are being made.
I am trying to refinance my loan and the god forsaken douche bag bastards are trying to ram it up my rump with these douche bag fees on here that I cant even tell you what the F they are.
Unpaid late charges 84.33 (funny last time I knew it, computers DONT CARE WHAT TIME IT IS they do what they are programmed to do so money cant be late) Unpaid NSF (non sufficient funds) That is a joke for 15.00 dollars. Then there is this wonderful line of UNPAID OTHER FEES of 63.16 so I called their douche bag support, those freakin butt heads cant tell me what that is. Well okay captain butt nut, Would you pay something if some dick bag told you to but would not tell you what it is for? NO Well either will I. Then I see Funds Advanced on Borrowers behalf What the F is that all about? For 22.90 so I ask the dip wad that one, he said to me probably a home inspection I said for what? To see if the residence is being lived in?
What a quarter of a million dollars to let a house rot into the ground you freakin dope? Are you mental?
Recording fee of 22.50, while this is bull$hit I'll let that one go, Pay off statement fee of 50 bucks
That is horse $hit if I ever heard it but alright, bend me over, Ill grab my ankles and you can anal slam me cause I guess since I'm the customer. Im freakin wrong 900% of the time and your dumb ass is always right for your $5 dollar an hour talk to customers on the phone and piss them off more than they were when they called to begin with right?
Then I see this Fax fee on here for 10 bucks, they warned me that the fee of 10 bucks to fax this report would be included so I opted to wait the 5 days to get it. But yes since Im always wrong and I have the freakin thing in an envelope, that means it was faxed right? God All fax machines put faxes into envelopes and stamp them from the US postal service, How freakin dumb of me to think that a mail man actually delivered this into that big white thing out front of my Uninhabited house would recieve faxes as well as US mail!!!
Then these F*cks have the audacity to put on here interest on advances, these F*cksticks are charging me interest on money that they say they lent me.
Look you puss bucket pile of $hit, You did not LEND me money, I dont need Money lent to me, and I would refuse it if it even was offered, but the best is when you call their customer service they can NOT talk to you about this. They refuse to explain anything and push you off to some Fax machine Bulls*it number for you to write some BS letter to some dip$hit a-hole research department for them to look over your account.
Look captain F*cknut, You WILL talk to me about this stuff, I will call and harrass the living crap out of you until your blue in the damn face, already contacted a freakin lawyer on this.
I swear Ill spend all my free time harassing these dopes until I get a damn phone number to someone that can and will help me on this.
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