I used to shop at Trader Joe's - his prices were so good,
But now it would be rare to find me in his neighborhood.
A mark-up here, a mark-up there - and then, before you know
You're paying almost twice as much from a short time ago.
But never fear, wine-drinking dear - the benefit's for you;
For there's a law for Charles Shaw to always sell at 2 ($).
Such marketing approaches tend to make the shopper stagger,
Once-trusted Joe becomes the foe with his price-gouging dagger.
Joe, since you often change your name to help your products sell,
Another fitting appellation suits you just as well.
It's rather catchy... Witty... Cute, like Fearless Flyer prose;
Just drop the "T" and there you be: you're simply Raider Joe's!
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