Ok, I'll start off with im a stoner. Where I live there happens to be no weed what so ever these past few months. I decided to try out one of those many 'legal' herbal smoke shops online. I bought a combo for 59.99 off of MonsterSmokeShop.com, it came with 1/2 ounce of their 'best' Hawaiian Gold bud...
Direct description from their site -
Hawaiian Gold Bud Over 100 lbs a month flown in FRESH from the island of hawaii! Grown from our huge reserve in hawaii and seen in our ad in high times and voted the world's best 100% legal smokes by top smoking magazine readers 7 years in a row for it's extremely POTENT smoke and uncanny smell & appearance. Freshly Picked and bagged directly from our 2000 acre reserve in Hawaii! Unlike any other herbal bud available today, the smoke is ultra potent, and very fresh. Tastes great and purchased by thousands of satisfied repeat customers, making this one of our top herbal smokes and the #1 selling legal bud in the world! Hawaiian Gold is all bud and always Ultra Fresh. Hawaiian Gold Buds burn smooth in a pipe, or rolled with paper or smoked in your favorite smoking device. Herbal Smoke Rating: Incredibly enjoyable, substantially potent smoke, that is extremely satisfying. The world's best legal herbal bud, period. Only available at Monster Smoke Shop.com!
Does not taste great, it is complete crap, it burned my lungs, and ive been smoking pot for 3 years. When i first got it i open the bag and it at best, funky smell. Smoked a bowl of it in my bong and notta, not even a buzz. It looked pretty decent i suppose, could pass for pot, up until you smell it or smoke it.
The combo also came with a full ounce of their Dutch Haze...
Direct description from their site -
Dutch Haze Bud smokers return to purchase this product 9 times out of 10 for a reason. According to MANY returning customers, when it comes to herbal smokes, this product is The Total Bomb! Super taste and potent smell with a smooth burning, very satisfying smoke that is kind to the soul! Our customers simply can't stop raving about this amazing 100% legal bud. Don't be fooled by cheap legal bud imitations this is another exclusive product of www.Monstersmokeshop.com! Ingredients include: poppy flowers, avena sativa, cannabae buds, chesteya bud, hybrid strains of wild dagga buds, flowers, Leonurus Sibiricus extract. Dutch Haze Bud is sure to provide any smoker an extremely pleasurable smoking experience!
If people are coming back for this 9/10 times, then they've got complete mental problems and are asking for cancer. This stuff was solid and sticky, ok fine, i gave it a try. Packed the bong, fired it up..instant lung cancer, thinking back (only about 20 minutes) it was what i would image smoking melted crayons would be like. It burned my throat something fierce.
On their site they promise a 3-4 day delivery. I got it in 7 days, ok that wasn't to bad. UPS had a rescheduled date on the tracking site, so they don't completly lie about their delievery. Their product on the other hand, is a complete bull faced lie. They say on their site that it is not a marijuana substitute, they say this for legal purposes, but everyone going there is buying for exactly that, a marijuana substitute.
So all in all, if you like to get instant lung cancer. Like your throat to burn from smoking god only knows what. And don't mind a funky smelling bud, go for it and buy from them, it is rather cheap something along the lines of $40 for an ounce, when real bud is averages at $100 an ounce... But for that $60 bucks cheaper your loosing out on the high.
I know their is no way of getting back my $70 bucks, its my lose. I know better now, wish i had been shown this site before hand. So if your reading this and thinking about buying from them, dont.
They also go by several diffrent site names, the one i bought from is Monstersmokeshop.com. There is another report on here for them that lists something like 10 other sites that all are from Global Life Enhancment. The layout is the exact same on all of these sites, don't let their, 'We are the only true legal bud site on the web' 'Weve been rated number one for 7 years running' 'We have many imitator sites, don't let them fool you', take their word, don't let it fool you, there is no legal bud, that i know of, if you want something to smoke and get a pleasureable high, smoke the real thing, marijuana, it is illegal, but if your willing to take the risk, it is worth it in my opinion.
Again, do not trust any sites affiliated with global life enhancment, it is a complete joke.
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