I booked two strippers for my brother's bachelor party two weeks in advance. The woman I spoke to, named Kim, assured me that "Danika" and "Summer" would be there and on time. At the time when the strippers were supposed to already be at my house, a different woman called to tell me that both strippers were stuck at other shows and weren't coming. They said they needed to switch the strippers out. No discount. No compensation what-so-ever. Take it or leave it. She swore that she was getting two replacement dancers out as we spoke. She assured me that the replacements would be every bit as tall, blonde, big-boobed and sexy as Danika and Summer would have been. THREE HOURS LATER, after the bachelor party bombed, and most of our guests had already left, the dancers finally showed up. One of the dancers was Mexican, and only about 4' 10'. The other was Asian. The Mexican looked way under-age, and acted mentally retarded.
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