This joker claims to be an "author" but hasn't actually gotten around to finishing his book yet, though you can check out his "website" at alquanpinkard.com. Hired me to take a look at a laptop that he supposedly bought from a school. I did the work but he said that he couldn't get the money together because he had to go out and spend it on himself, you know, for his birthday. Ran the service tag after that and found out his laptop is stolen.
His book, incidentally, is going to be about all the horrible surroundings "in the hood" that he "rose above" to achieve "success". I guess that "rising above" doesn't include buying stolen property and theft of services. I'm thinking about calling the cops but this loser isn't worth that much time.