Last weekend I was invited to a big party so I called my place of business and told them I was sick. I had such a good time at the party that I posted pictures on my Facebook profile. I had no idea that my boss would see the pictures. Unfortunately I could not lie my way out of this because behind me dancing with this beautiful babe was a calendar with the date on it. You guessed it it was the date I lied and called in sick. This cost me my job. Now I live in a trash can and eat Mcdonalds from the dumpsters.
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