This is for anyone contemplating on hiring the services of the Law Offices of Roni Deutch. Being former employees of the firm, we are very familiar how this law firm operates and treats clients/customers/victims. It is our duty as citizens to inform the public of the goings on of this law firm.
It should be known that Roni Deutch is merely a figurehead for the law firm now. She was the architect of the firm; now she has very little to do with the law firm because she is far too busy surfing in Maui, watching Kings games with her court-side seats, watching Giants games with her ground-level seats, and hanging out with her gal pals. For all we know, she could be on her way to Holland so she can view the tulips and dykes.
The person who runs this law firm on a 24/7 basis is a Greg Falhive. Through Falhive, this law firm now overcharges its clients/customers/victims, and it provides very little in the way of service for its clients/customers/victims. Falhive is extremely obsessed with only one thing - PROFIT. Everybody knows that the business of business is business; however, you must have ethics and standards in business. Falhive is totally void of these qualities (the only standard Falhive knows is the gold standard). Since Falhive has taken the reigns, profit has gone up; quality and service are now gone.
Falhive wants to over-charge his clients/customers/victims for a seven-course meal, so he can serve them a happy meal (sans the toy). He runs this law firm like a sausage factory, using the factors of production. To illustrate how obsessed this man is with profit, he actually insisted that his employees work in an unhealthy work environment, regardless of the health consequences that they were later afflicted with. This man could have easily amended the situation but didn't because of profits. Falhive's lust for profit is equal only to that of Fred C. Dobbs. ("Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!")
Falhive has the exterior of calm. Don't let it fool you.inside, this man is cunning, ruthless and vindictive. He will say anything to damage people's character and credibility. (He is probably the type who has a copy of The Art Of Warfare with semen stains on it.) Through Falhive, he has turned this law firm into the Halliburton of the legal industry.
This is just a little bit of information about Falhive and his agenda. Now lets talk about the person who directs the sales force of this law firm (their source of income), Roni's baby brother, Little Rusty. Little Rusty is a very pushy fellow with a Napoleonic complex and views self-conceit, greed and deception as virtues. He supervises and facilitates the deceptive tempo of the activities of all of the tax directors/salespersons/telemarketers.
It is Little Rusty who wrote the much-praised "script" that all of the tax directors/salespeople/telemarketers are forced to learn and use. This script is full of insipid tripe and rubbish (the only useful purpose this script has is to line a bird cage with). One example: as the tax directors / salespeople/telemarketers talks to a potential client / customer/victim they use this line: "KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK... Hear that, Mr. Johnson? That is the IRS knocking on your door! You need to hire us NOW!" (Can you believe this *hit?!?!)
Little Rusty encourages his tax directors/salespeople / telemarketers to prey on the elderly, minorities, those with little education, those with little income, those with little hope, and even the mentally-challenged! His motto is "Find the wound and make it bleed!" Here are some key phrases that Little Rusty has his people say to potential clients/customers/victims:
They Say This: "We are very good at what we do." That is true, they are very good at taking your moolah and putting it in Roni's coolah.
They Say This: "Wouldn't it be nice to have peace of mind?" They mean: "Wouldn't it be nice for us to get a piece of your income!"
They Say This: "Wake up and smell the coffee."
They mean: "You won't be able to afford coffee after we are through fleecing you. You will only be able to smell it."
They Say This: "Wouldn't it be nice to get a good nights sleep?"
They mean: They'll be the only ones getting a good nights sleep. "You're never going to get a good nights sleep after you hire us and realize you squandered your money."
They Say This: "RIGHT!"
They mean this: "WRONG!"
They Say This: "That's an excellent question you asked, Mr. Johnson!"
They mean: "You Big DUMMY, I've been waiting 5 minutes for you to ask me this question so I can slam-dunk you with this response."
They Say This: "State Law prohibits us from giving a guarantee."
They mean: "State law covers our butt, and if you want any kind of refund, forget about it!"
As you can see, Little Rusty will say anything (he will even call you "Friend" after just talking to you for 3 minutes) to get a sale. His quest for money is so high that he even lowers his standards as to who would be his assistant. His assistant, Lecherous Steve, is a great salesperson as far as the numbers look; however, character-wise, if a snake was in a skirt it wouldn't be safe with him around. (He is very anal-retentive, always wigged-out and misogynist, to boot.)
If you were to become a client/customer/victim of this law firm, you will inevitably come into contact with the obnoxious lout Scott Jewcium; this man has the manners of a troll, the compassion of a Nazi, and the behaviour of the Tasmanian Devil on crank. He has turned abuse into an art form (he is so good at it that he and the law firm are/were in litigation from a previous customer/client/victim that he abused so bad that the person had a breakdown.
It is true that this law firm has settled people's tax debt for as little as $20, but what they don't want you to hear is the other side of the coin. For every $20 settlement that they get for their clients/customers/victims there are scores upon scores of clients/customers/victims who get no resolution whatsoever. What is even more descipable is people who owe the IRS $16,000 hire the law firm, pay $3,500 in attorney fees, and settle for $14,000. (Doesn't take Einstein to figure out the math.) When this happens, Little Rusty yells "Great Sales Job!" (He really cares for his clients/customers/victims!)
To summarize, if you still think it is to your advantage to become a client/customer/victim and that you will put your money and fate on this conveyor belt of "hurry up and wait", "we will get back to you", regret (as many have), and possible settlement (a very small minority actually settle), just remember this legal axiom that you will never hear from this law firm, "caveat emptor" ("let the buyer beware").
And one little postscript: it is common knowlege that Roni Deutch pays Little Rusty, Scott and other family members and certain employees very large amounts of unreported cash. It has been rumored that these very large amounts of unreported cash paid to family and certain employees far exceed the legal limit established by the IRS. If true, wouldn't that be of great interest to the IRS?
Signed,
Try Looking In The Mirror
Mike
Sacramento, California
U.S.A.
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