I was shopping with my girlfriend in your store and we came across an employee who was extremely rude. It should not be hard to spot him, he was overweight, dressed in red and reeked of beer. His name tag said Santa.
As my girl friend was passing by he called her a hoe. He called her a hoe three times in a row before wishing her a Merry Christmas. His big mistake was making was calling her this in front of me. I told him nicely that just because my girlfriend dresses sexy does not give him a right to call her a hoe. He could have simply wished her a Merry Christmas without saying, "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe Marry Christmas. Just as I was about to shove an artificial candy cane up his butt for dissing my girlfriend a little man (who looked like he was high on LSD) dressed in green with the employee tag "helpful elf" who was up to my waist ran up to me and punched me in my jewels. If I can't have children you will be hearing from my lawyers.
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