I would like to get a few things off my chest about the company I work for. I know I know. I was probably the one that said you had no more options and made you give your car up. Well the truth of the matter is that NUVELL is the devil and god put this company on this earth to attack the weak. Now don't get me wrong. A lot of people get cars when they can't afford it but that's another story.
What you want to do is call the Executive Vice President Robby Gardner. (A complete phone list will be available at the end of this bitch session) Robby's job at nuvell is to walk around and scare the employees with his "child molester" like looks and stutter when he talks. Don't expect him to bow to your wishes but it will bring a nice smile to your face if you can get him to get mad and start stuttering. It's priceless.
Now the next in line is Senior Vice President Jim Stevenson. Now generally he's a good guy and try's his best to take care to keep you out of trouble but it's hard to stay out of trouble when you beat your wife and can't even drive because you have had too many DWI's. If you read this Jim I'm sorry. I know by that last statement that the little midget is all red faced by now but oh well. He will get over it.
That brings us to Skip Fudge! What the FU* kind of parents names a child SKIP FUDGE. I think his parents named him that cause of a night of gorging on Skippy peanut butter and chocolate fudge cause he's about as fat as you can get to fit in an office chair. He finds it amusing to marry ugly women within the company and use them to find his penis.
Collection manager Kevin McKinney comes to mind too. He loves the ladies! Loves them so much that he likes to touch them and say nasty things to them. What's wrong with that? Well probably because they don't want him to do that and his wife and kids probably don't want him to do that either.
But then WHAT WOULD JOSH DO? Well I'll tell you what Josh Hughes would do. That tub of goo loves to take turns with Tom Davenport blowing Robby Gardner. I think that is pretty much full circle. Now NUVELL isn't all bad. There are a few people that are generally caring people but I will not mention them cause that will be the first people the ole sh* bags. I mean BOSSES look at to who wrote this. I do feel better now and I will be sure to send this URL to all the customers I can.
All the rest at NUVELL. Il'l see you tomorrow!
99 Problems
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