Red alert! Red alert! You are not safe! How these words warn and resonate in these times! More so if they use embarassment and shame to extort your money for the products or services they shill. What, or who do they protect you from? From YOURSELF, no less, and all those NASTY, shameful things "they" KNOW you've done in the Heart of Darkness of cyberspace! Things reeking of pornographic words that may subject YOU to INVESTIGATION. (Monty Python's SPANISH INQUISITORS leap to mind...)
EXELSUS aka EVIDENCE ELIMINATOR (dots com) spews the lowest emotionally extortionate advertising I've encountered on the Internet! Indeed, it stinks of the very smarmy substance which they try to evoke, menace, guilt trip and shame us with. Read it if you DARE! THEY HAVE EVIDENCE on YOU that'll send shivvers of fear through you as you hastily try to buy them off, to prevent the imagined exposure of this evidence that only they, FOR A PRICE, can spare us, Oh, pray spare us! SINNERS IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY CYBERGOD!
But pay no attention to those creeps behind the EVIDENCE ELIMINATOR webSKANK, BEFOULING the land of the FREE and the home of the BRAVE with the sicko swill of their own worst fears and failings. Shame on them! Cyberspace deserves better!
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