I cannot believe my luck this week!
Two days ago I won One Million Euros in the South Australia Lottery.
Yesterday a Mr. Henry Beecroft offered me a job depositing his company's checks into my bank account. I get to keep 7% of each check.
Then just today I got a notice that I won 715,810.00 Euros from the El-Gordo Spanish Sweepstake International Lottery.
To top it all off, Becky Taylor, wife of former Liberian President Charles Taylor, wants to transfer $21.3 Million into my checking account. She says it will be all mine to do with as I wish.
A lot of people would take all that money and run off to a tropical island to waste their lives away in comfort. Well, sir, I am no such fool! I will invest all my dollars and Euros into a sure-fire money making venture. I am going to buy me some of those Ameripos terminals and wi-fi kiosks and make more money than Bill Gates!
I'll bet you all wish you had my kind of luck!
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