While our home was under contract, the perspective buyer hired these morons to provide a home inspection.
Although, I fully understand that a home inspector's job is to detail everything he can find wrong with a house, this "dope" went entirely overboard and even fabricated outright lies which would have probably been discounted by a seasoned home buyer, however, in this case the buyer was visibly shaken by the magnitude of repairs that the so-called inspector indicated were warranted.
He stated that there were no GFI outlets in bathrooms, all outlets in the bathrooms and kitchen are GFI. He stated that the boiler had outlived its usefull life and should be replaced. We just had it checked by our supplier who has record that the boiler had recently been rebuilt, was in good shape and should not be an immediate concern. He indicated there were no smoke detectors present, there are two in plain sight. He claimed he saw cracks in our kitchen walls, ceiling and floors. There are none, in fact the floor is brand new porcelain tile. Every comment line indicates: consult with contractor for repair. On the other hand, things he should have noted, he didn't. We openly disclosed that one of the kitchen ovens didn't heat. Not noted.
We have a 45 year old home that is not perfect. It doesn't need to be "cut to shreds" by an overzealous idiot who is simply trying to impress a young lady with his "knowledge"—What a JOKE! This guy pranced around the house like a "dwarf" buck deer chasing a doe in heat. During the entire time he was there, he made repeated personal comments as though feeling "put out" that he wasn't being invited to dinner. After his circus act was over my wife discovered that a ceramiic towel hanger in the upstairs bath had been broken loose and grout was lying under it. All the tile and grout was in perfect condition prior to his visit.
Homeowners BEWARE! If someone orders a home inspection from the "EYE OF THE TIGER", you may get its ASS.
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