Last night, I drove through some glass on Bell Road. Most likely the glass was the result of an auto accident caused by a clueless snowbird who blindly pulled onto Bell Road in a Buick Lucerne without looking.
Anyway, this morning, when I went to my garage, I noticed a flat tire. So I called AAA to put the spare on. So about an hour later, a filthy looking douche who smelled like cigarettes arrived and asked me what I needed. Well, I already explained the issue to AAA, so now I have to explain it again. I tell him, change the tire. He becomes very belligerent and starts complaining that he only makes $3.00 on a tire change. I then tell him "too bad, finish 3rd grade and find another job". To which he replies something to the effect that I should have changed my own tire and not wasted his valuable time. Perhaps he had some brain surgery he had to perform. I don't know.
I told him that I had just showered and filed my nails, so he had better get cracking.
He then changes the tire and leaves. He didn't even thank me. I'll be reporting this joker to his superiors.