My friend came over for dinner at my house in the ARC trailer park in Hutchins, TX just south of Dallas. While we ate, United Tows drove through and discovered that my friend being the hardened criminal she is, parked her full sized 4 door pick up truck in a marked parking spot in front. Her crime? She pulled far enough forward to allow traffic to pass by without her rear bumper sticking out into the street. Unfortunately my callous friend, in doing so, crushed THOUSANDS of blades of grass under her front tire. An alert United Tows driver heard the screams of the poor tortured blades of grass and sprang into motion. They whipped out a digital camera to document this horriffic bludgeoning of my front lawn as it was being crushed under the tires of my friends truck. I will forever be haunted by the looks of terror and pain on the faces of those little blades of grass. Thankfully United Tows LLC quickly put a hook under my friends truck and dragged it OFF my lawn. I could ALMOST hear the sigh of relief as my lawn returned to its previous uncrushed state. The price charged for this public service was a mere $299.30. The price paid by my lawn is clearly much more... The manager of the park was contacted immediately after the tow. He stated that United Tows had documented proof of the crime committed and therefore, would do nothing to help. So as it turned out, my friend had a 300 dollar dinner at my house. Thank you United Tows LLC. This should be criminal.
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