If a White Van pulls up, or you see a white van with a bull on it and it says Country Choice Aged Midwestern Beef... Just Shut the door.
These Shysters, Scammers, whatever you would like to call them are going to try and tell you they are. Either doing a promotion, finishing up a delivery route, whatever. Do NOT believe that. They load up with the intent of hitting your neighborhood and doing their level best to sell you a box of frozen "meat" product. They may promise you the moon but they deliver a slice of cheese. 60 pieces of meat in a box. For $379 dollars. Oh wait. Buy like you called for an order. Pay that 379 and get a box for FREE! Wow. Thats 3 bucks per meat item. Very candidly, let us look at what is in this box.
1 case contains 6 boxes... There is a box of 24 "burger patties", there is a box of 12 "bacon wrapped filets" that are so very tiny... I mean Small. 2 bites and they gone.
1 box of "new york" style sirloins. I believe 6 of them. 1 box of 10 sirloin steaks. 4 "kansas city" style loin. Thats a T bone with the top and small piece of meat cut off. And then. Those "center cut" ribeyes. I believe there are 6 of them.
They do not want to break up these cases. They want to sell a Case, not a Box. They will do just about ANYTHING to get your money. Ask for Permits. Ask for licenses to sell. Ask for anything but. Ask them to leave. Just Shut the Door. Spread this word around. Hope it hits everyone and you can avoid the Push comes to Shove and I am going to TELL you that you want this box of steaks. Just. Shut. The... Door.
Do not bother attempting to call the company. I can almost guarantee you with 99.99999999999% accuracy that you will not get fairly treated, and you can rest assure you will NOT speak live to anyone. Do not assume that you can easily cancel your transaction. Regardless what the flyer says.
Just
Shut
The
Door.
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