I met Steve Aquino through a mutual friend about two weeks. He showed up in an SUV with big rims. This should have been my first clue. We invited him in because it was raining. He saw our daughter's left over Valentine's day candy and took an entire handful without even asking and stuck them in his mouth. We would have said something but we figured the mints might knock down his breath which smelled like onions and beer.
He kept going on and on about his semi pro football career. He must have played for quite a while without his helmet on because he couldn't tell we didn't give a damn. He reached over to get his laptop from under the table and ripped a fart right at our kitchen table. He tried to bat it away with his legal pad but the smell wouldn't go away. I couldn't believe it. He tried to ignore it and started out with his "Niche Market Investment" story anyway.
We told him we were not ready to do something right now and he said, "Why don't you just give me $5,000 to see what I can do for you.
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