First and for most, our first visit with Robert was our last. Robert called us about six times in three days because my wife was dumb enough to fill out an online application for a financial review. Finally, we agreed to his second opinion and invited him into our home. I shit you not, this guy showed up reeking of old spice, whiskey and stale cigarette smoke. The first 15 minutes he sat there boring us with his ridiculous stories and offending jokes.
In an attempt to knock down the stench, we lit a few candles and began to brew a pot of coffee. We naturally offered him a cooking and a cup of coffee. He 5 cookies in about 2 minutes, then proceeded to spit his coffee on out table due to the temperature. Ignoring all off this When he reached over to get his brief case to show us his "dynamic" sales gimmick he ripped a loud fart. He tried to act like it didn't happen and started asking us about our accounts balances and investments. After 20 minutes we couldn't take it anymore. There was no way this guy was getting a dime of our money. We told him we had to get going, that we had forgot about our daughters basketball game.
We told him we would call him back if we wanted to meet again but in reality we wouldn't call this guy back to mow our lawn.
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