Me and my friend we just walking home from various music stores on the Friday of January 10. We walked past a fast food joint when a man hastilily approached us. He said " I have a weird question for you guys..., but what kind of colone do you like. What kind of smell do the ladies like?" I said, "I don't konw, I don't wear colone."
He had a black man purse and pulled out some colone-Hugo Boss-Issay mytake-and various others. We smelled them. I said, "Did you steal these man?" He said, "F* yeah I stole them man, right out of the f*ing store." I thought, hey, I really don't konw the smell of good colone, but it smelled good. So then he said, "Our products have twice as much colone in 3.4 oz. Bottles, thats twice as much as the stores, and they have ferramones." I knew that ferromones didn't really do anything as far as colone concerned, but it smelled good, so I said, "How much?"
"$30 a bottle and $50 for 2." I figured it couldn't be worth that much so I got it for $20, my friend, $19. We got home and figured we'd been ripped. The colone did smell good so I figured I couldn't have gotton ripped that bad. A few days later it didn't smell as good. I found this website, and now if me and my friend find the poor bastard, I'm gonna bust the sh*t colone over his head.
MattStockton, California
U.S.A.
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