NOT a credit card...
I deliver mail and get complaints every day about all this "junk" mail of credit card applications. I do not have any answers on how to stop this garbage. Which is all it is. Companies like "SIGNATURE CREDIT CORPORATION" are nothing but of lying, stealing jerks who come up with one scam after another to take the hard-working people who think they're getting a "great deal". Well, if you get a letter from this company saying "Credit Card Approval Notification"...
Pre-approved for "Classic Advantage Card"... Credit limit of $10,000 (WOW! You could buy some cars for this much. But not from SIGNATURE) 0% APR 1st year, 5% APR thereafter (forever?) but you MUST respond by (this one says Dec. 24)... DON'T DO IT! DO NOT send in that $37 processing fee (or if ya want ripped of even faster, send 'em $44 for the rush via US Priority Mail... Another HA coz Priority is only $3.60)!
Then again, maybe you do want to buy highly overpriced merchandise from the "exclusive" catalog of discontinued items that can no longer be purchased anywhere else in this living world. Hope it doesn't break 'coz you'll be S#$% outta luck (SOL for short). Don't think you'll find those replacement parts anywhere in the US or any other country. Ohhhh let's not forget if you pay your bill promptly, they'll give ya even MORE credit than the $10,000... Then ya can wish even harder for that $40,000 SUV that ya can't order in their catalog!
Well, Aaron Spencer of the Approval Department (if this is really who you are or just a made-up name)... Glad I found this website before they made up another blonde joke about me. Let me tell you just what you can do with my $37 preapproved Classic Advantage Card! Or just use your imagination.
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