April 7, I had a young kid who's name on the receipt I have is Jeff Cadwallad, probably between 18 and 23 years old, show up at my door selling magazine subscriptions to help him go on a trip to cancun. His story was the person who sells the most gets a free trip from the company. He mentioned his sales associate and him were going around my neighborhood trying to further their sales. He had a list of magazine subsriptions to pick from, so I picked Cosmopolitan for my girlfriend, honestly.
I wrote him a check for $65.00 which was supposed to cover a 2 year subscription, he wrote out a hand receipt, and as he was filling it out, his associate (same age) showed up at my door acting like he was the first one there. He saw his buddy had already beaten him to it, and waited until the transaction was complete. Then they both left.
A couple minutes later I looked outside to see if the neighbors were going to get anything from them, and they were gone. I hope they come around again this year so I can break their freaking jaws and hinder them from using their forked tongues to deceive anyone else. Those bastards!
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