This clown goes under many alias's as most of them you couldn't say in front of kids, elders or respectable citizens. Lets use Robert Strauser a.K.A. Limo Bob the used junk salesman!
This subhuman tried to pull a hit & run MTV sweet 16 party to his "wanna be like dad son" Robert Jr. At our banquet facilty. A disalusioned con man who even conned himself into believing he's a celebrity sugar daddy booked our banquet hall for 300 associates (he has no friends) to host a Hollywood style birthday party with all the trimmings. He wanted everything: upgrades, decorations, holicopters, oscars, paviratzi's, etc. To qualify for MTV big sweet 16 you must spend over a $100,000.00.
This limo pimp pulled the wool over everyones eyes, even MTV. He avoided paying his banquet bill with all the extra's until we told him "no pay no play." In disgust he was forced to write a check for the amount of $14,880 in which the hall still gave him slack and many freebee's. The following Monday he bounced the check and submitted vulger e-mail to the banquet owners & management (making a fool out of himself) and sent a check for 1/2 the amount calling it case closed! When Limo Bob talks everybody must listen!
Supposingly he bought his 16 year old son a brand new Cadillac (borrowed for the weekend photo shoot, $16,000 in his bank account, yea right, Rolex watch - most likely returned, 300 guests he didn't want to pay for) and you have a wonderful honest hard working dad showering his son with the wealth he created over the years. Looked good on MTV!
The honest truth is this preditor took over his daddys business after he died, turned it into a lowlife limo service where all his limo's were junk (components not working, duck taped seats, sloppy dirty interior/exterior and the drivers were all sloppy dressed in street clothing). I know! I worked one season for this loser! The only way to get customers was to falsely advertise, gimmics, con and say you have the biggest, longest limo's. Now that he dosen't have any limo rental business because everyone knows his scam in Chicagoland he turns to building & selling limo's - his next grand con job! Read complaint, BBB, Attorney Generals, Newspapers & even the National Enquierer. This guy is Pathetic! Everyone in Chicago weather busineeses, villages, towns or neighbors can't stand this guy. He's a living headthrobbing eyesoar to everyone.
This is the cream of the crop! He's a funny man who is in love with himself. Someone who dresses like a baloated Bozo crossed with a drag queens outfit, toppled with fake gold chains that Mr. T would be embarrassed off and has a entourage of midgets and wanna be bouncers around him. Would you seriously buy a car from this clown?
Good news is we have taken him to litigation, we are in line with four before us, He hides behind his mommies skirt, his ex-wifes dress and his head in the toilet whenever sheriffs come to his house or business to serve him summons. He can't stand up like a man and confront the judge (s). We are aware of his differnet names & locations. We will nail this clown sooner or later, he can't run forever.
In the meantime if you run across this decietful & colorful bozo run like hell! He will make a circus of your savings account or more. Better yet, call the police! Chances are this lowlife has warrants for his arrest and should be sent to the best place there is for this type of disease on society... Jail!
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