If, you recieve an email from these clowns, it might sound like this (honk, honk!) my name is phoney lawyer. I am the sole attoney for mr. Mark (your last name), he was a formal sub comptroller for chevron/texaco who died in an auto crash with his wife and only daughter on nov. 5th 200uk. Therefore leaving behind 9.8 million gbs uk (15 million us dollars) unclaimed. (here is where you come in) they will make a deal with you to claim the fortune and split it with you, depending on the clown that is appointed to you the deal will be in a percentage (not all clowns can agree on the same percentage).
Next act, they will assure you that they have legal documentation naming you as the next of kin and making the funds accessible to only you. If you are interested in seeing some faked up documents, go along and they will produce these with your last name (hey, if you frame them and hang them, just think of he hours of conversation this will arise!)
then they will appoint another clown lawyer (from london), who will be wanting you to deposit $5,100 dollars in an account (the clown fund), to begin legal proceedings. Dont do it, dont be another clown, the world needs less clowns!!!
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