Yes, we ARE bullies here at Cate-forums and if you don't like it you can lump it and I mean that in a very Texan way. Don't get smart with us prissy missy. There is only a few dudes we like who post around here and that's it. Dudes with brains or college degress bore the cow sh* out of us. We ADORE Cate Blanchett although we are quite confused as to WHY she would ignore our devotion and adoration of her many delicious gifts for so many years. Why Cate?! Why! O she can lick my stamp anyday and I would gladly lick the soles of her boots. But I'm getting away from the subject...
Yes, we did ban an Australian chick a few years back because she was a clueless vulgar slut. Our webmistress Denise is a model world citizen. It's her website and if she bans anyone - well it's her right to do so. She always has a very good reason. And if you don't have complete devotion for me or Denise or her administrative court than you will most likely be banned. We are friends for life here. And we adore Denise because without her we would never never have met all the lovely people who have become my dear, dear friends. If you are some sadsack loser who was banned well life's a b*ch ain't it. You were probably too easily bored. If you do not have patience and are not ready to kiss some major Amsterdam or Texan or Polish butt - then go kiss butt elsewhere. OK? Love us and we will love you until the end of time. Your life will be SO much more meaningful. Believe me! There is life beyond death and we will be there to greet you if you promise to behave and be our devoted friends.
P.S. We some of us do believe that Cate Blanchett is the second coming. Save us Cate! We are waiting patiently. Oh! Our blessed virgin queen! Our lucky star!
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