All I have to say is LOL!
My name is Rob, I live in Florida, Palm Coast to be specific. About 3 weeks ago, My wife came into my room saying we got a knock at the door and she looked out the window and couldn't see anybody.
Just getting up, I threw on some pants and opened the door to a black man standing at my front door holding a bottle of pepsi. My mother had just come over to see my newborn son. This guy was like "Hi i'm doing this and that for college, and I'd like to demonstrate the new sentria", I said the new century? He said "sentria", I said century? I walked outside with him and he said I want to demonstrate something that will make your life easier and your wife will be happy ect.
Here I'm thinking hes got some play toys for bedtime or some BS like that. Some lady pulls up in van, and he pulls out a few boxes, and just walks into my house. I'm like ok cool, lets see what this is all about.
He proceeds to take apart all this stuff and tells me its a kirby vacuum. I said ok cool, show it to me. He starts vacuuming with these white filters sucking up all kinds of stuff, he even spilled salt on my carpet, used MY vacuum over it 100 times, then used the new sentria and picked up a lot more after my vacuum.
Impressed, I say lets get to the chase, how much is it? He said it was like 2000 dollars. I was like bro. You're crazy. Now, It's tax time, I had $4,000 in my wallet, But I'm damn sure not giving 2000 to some guy who's trying to sell a vacuum.
Anyway, He proceeds to tell me that a share on kirby is like 98,000 dollars per share, being an avid WATCHER of the NYSE, I proceed to tell him that he has misunderstood the fact that one share is somewhere in the 30-40 dollar range, and is in fact no where near 100,000.
The only share thats basically in that range is that Buffet share that hit like 100,000 sometime last year. Anyway, this guy did everything, even brought it down to 1000 dollars. My mother and wife said go for it, but being only 20 in my own house (rented) with a "regular" job, I didnt qualify for credit. It didnt even cross my mind to check this site as I have in the past for all those late night infomercials claiming you can make thousands from home and stuff lol.
Thank GOD I didn't qualify, All that stuff about his last day of winning this trip for him and his girlfriend made me sick cause I havent even gone on a trip with my own wife, so why the hell am i gonna help some idiot in my house trying to sell me a vacuum i cannot afford? This was a most hilarious thing that happened to me, and I now do not feel bad to tell people that knock on my door to go throw themselves off tall buildings.
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