Kim Bond is bad news. She cheats on men, and with married men. I'm not mad anymore but I felt like posting this because I don't want others getting burned. My husband spilled the beans on his affair with her at the office in in the early 2000's. Last I heard she is still at K. Hovnanian Mortgage up on Austrailian Ave in West Palm. Women, all I can tell you is watch your men around her. She's not pretty by any means, but she works what little she has let's say that.
I had to crack up when my husband's friend pointed her out at the grocery store. I was like "my husband cheated with that skank?" Was he drunk? I could see if Kim looked like Christie Brinkley or something, but she's a skinny flat chested cheap bleached blonde with way too much make-up. Let me paint a picture for ya: She looks like if you crossed Cameron Diaz with Mackenzie Philips and threw in a trashy dash of Courtney Love (not Courtney on her good days). She's really LOUD too, hell we could hear her talking to her kid 4 aisles down! The only thing my husband told me when he confessed to the affair was that Kim was so persistant and well, eager to spread her legs as he put it. She was after sex and she was gonna get it no matter whose life she ruined. She also gave him a sob story about a boyfriend and she's apparently really great actress. He fell for her lies and they had a fling. Thank God my husband and I are open about shit and can laugh now that we're separated.
I had no problem with him going his own way, the marriage was over anyhow but it was interesting to hear this from a guy's point of view. He said he basicall F-ked her because he had nothing better to do. It was funny because he refers to her now as "Miss Titless". My husband prefers big boobs and he said he had to fantasize about porn stars just to have an orgasm with her. The fist thing he could think of was what a mistake he made.
He admitted later that Kim was way too aggressive and rough in bed and was one of the worst lays he's ever had. Crude, as he put it. (She thinks she's Miss Thang as he put it) Let's just put it in his words, "her you know what was so big that I wasn't sure it was in" - He's still worried about having contracted something. Oh we shared some great dating stories since the break up but it was just funny to hear because I know other people who worked with Kim and suspected she was a tramp. Two kids, two different fathers, chain-smoker, drug user, this I know because she's actually asked other people for "stuff". People at work suspected that anyhow and say she doesn't really fit into the mortgage business. No matter what expensive outfit she has on, (like at the grocery store after work) she still looks totally cheap. Well, that and the fact that the 3 times I saw her she was buying beer! My how classy!
My husband said he'd never trust her with a loan even though she seems competent at her job. He and my other friends said there's just something shady about her (no kidding if she seduces married men!). No one really knows anything about Kim, her background, nothing. She lies about her age all the time I know that, so be aware of that if you date Ms. Bond. The woman has secrets. I heard she crashed her car not long after she moved here from I think some podunk part of Texas. Then she hits up her boyfriends for money or loans on cars etc. Because she has horrible credit. Jeez, how do you make all that money and own like, nothing? Anyhow, I'm warning all you women to keep a leash on your men if they're stupid enough to want to screw this old broad. Men be sure if you do that you use a rubber. She told my husband during her fling that she got her tubes tied or whatever and they didn't need to use anything. Trust me, any hole that's seen that much action can't be trusted.
Kim's real charming for trailer trash made good. She's like the Tonya Harding of the corporate world as her co-worker put it. People generally like Kim and feel sorry for her but I learned a bit more and she's totally to blame for her actions. She left her husband in Texas for some guy she met on the internet and schlepped the poor kid all the way to Florida to be with her dream guy. They had problems, or the new guy got smart and refused to marry her and that's when she figured, hey I'll punish my boyfriend by sleeping with someone else's husband! How low can you go? So she's dumb enough to tell the boyfriend she slept with my husband! Of course the boyfriend is like "I'm out of here" and last I heard he got some younger girl pregnant! God we laughed so hard. Talk about instant karma huh? I am really not that pissed anymore about the incident but this is cathartic. Plus, if you are doing a Google on Kim or checking her out on this site, you'll have a clue to Miss HoBag and her secret life.
Don't fall for the big phoney smile and the "I'm so fun and cool" BS. All lies. I hear she has 2 daughters who both sufferend when she committed adultery, used and trashed their fathers. My husband said she's like that when she doesn't get her way and likes to punish people like she did when she cheated on her boyfriend. Oh, by the way, she badmouths the girls at her office and is a total backstabber. She'll turn on you in a second. My husband thought she'd threaten to tell me of the affair, but then she wants to keep her posh job and she probably knew damn well she needed to keep her mouth shut (and her legs).
Aliases for Kim Bond according to my husband were: Kim Maez, Kim Yrigoyen and now 007... Kim Bond which I assume is her maiden name? Lucky, it appears only two suckers were dumb enough to marry her. She's a stuck-in-the-80's cheap "rocker chick" as we call them from the big hair days and in her mid 40's (according to someone in personnel) (wink). She loves rock bars, loud bands, esp. "hair bands". She loves anything with long hair as per her co-workers. Most of her time is spent in front of the computer trolling dating sites so if your man is online, be careful. She chain-smokes incessantly, and has a thing for beer and apparently MARRIED MEN. She loves younger guys and tries to hang out with people a decade her junior to appear "hip" and to hook up with younger guys. (I guess if you like long hair you gotta get the young men because by the time they're your age they are going bald) ha ha.
Kim you're laughable and if you knew how many of your co-workers think you're a friggin' joke you'd find another job. Get yourself a man your own age who isn't already married you LOSER!
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