This is so crap - If these people were mind readers and SOOO SPECIAL then they would have known NOT to send this crap to me. Cause I just give things like this to the Postmaster General!
Here are a couple clues:
1) The envelope says "domestic first class foreign mail" duh - It has Grove City, Oh stamped right above it.
2) They want you to mail back the entire page-not just the part that shows a scissors line for cutting. (Gee-I guess there is something somewhere on that page they don't want you to be keeping)
3) Right below the paragraph where you agree to this so called free invitation - right in your face is an "Account #". They wouldn't have an account # if it cost nothing!
4) The 1st paragraph is loaded with lies about the first class mailing!
5) Anytime something repeats FREE in bold lettering more than once, they are trying to convince you into believing a lie!
The only thing i am sending them by july 1st - 2005 is the postmaster general!
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