No one likes me. I was a great leader in this field of no names. Today after 34 yrs i am a has been with nothing to show but a long road map of burning bridges and sexual encounters with young men. If i were born at someother age i would have been the largest lover of ceasers 3rd brothers uncle's step cousin&lance. But alas, i stand on the sad premise I will be nothing but a disliked, lonely (rather large) balding bladder spattering tooth rotting, 20 lb tire tube around my neck sales rep. My friend and special little buddy Nigel has covered my butt more than once. He hired me and gave me 70,000 a year but at the expense of the other 7 reps. Nigel has alot of ass to cover when he is trying to cover mine. (I wear a size 72waist). I am a rather unforunate half ton man. Deception is the rule of thumb and there is no better partner than Nigel Talbot-Paul (director of admissions) he has the power and athority to cancel students while simultanesouly giving those "canceled" students to me to re-enroll for the next start. I brag that i never have had to make more than a handful of calls a day. Yet i am never at the end of nigels verbal threats calling for CEC's mandatory 100 calls per rep per day! I am so lucky to have such a "close friend"although i am paid the most (based on nigel's personal recomendation) of any rep their i actually do the least amount of any type of work. I have sometimes wondered even myself, how i could have almost 20 starts in one month, get paid more than 60 hours of overtime pay and actually not even show up for my shift more than 3 days out of 7 for one month strait. I must be a GOD. Thats why they pay me the "BIG" bucks. Funny how my cube smells more and more like URINE. I wonder if CEC (the company "I work for" would really care if they knew the truth. Hell morale was bad before i ever showed up... Alll i am doing is using the opportunity to my advantage... And why shouldnt I? Nigel and I have been "partners" for more yrs then either of us care to admit. I have followed him from company to company. And he has always "looked-out" for me.
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