This letter was edited from my original. This is what it should have read. Ken, Bushkill
From the desk of the President
Charles J. Timmins, Jr.
Dear Mr. Fool,
A recruiter friend passed along your name suggesting that we alert you to the availability of our personal marketing resource. (bait and switch) You likely (4% do) can benefit from our capability.
PMA works with senior citizens who are ready for a new, larger debt, in a different organization, another industry or new career path. We help them achieve the highest form of humiliation, best use of their full array of trust, and the maximum fees feasible given their talents are charged by us to them. We want them to achieve tax loss. We con our clients until they achieve an undesirable career situation. But, not everyone is a suitable candidate for the firm.
In writing this letter, (I am seeking to attract just the right suckers), we know we can help. (Take). We would appreciate receiving your current credit card information and a resume along with a statement telling us what you are looking for in a new position (bend over).
Our goal is to convey our insights (TAKE YOUR MONEY) as to what might be feasible in your future. We are the pros and cons of each. You will like what we can do! (NOT). Remember, there is an obligation on your part to gain our insights. (your hard earned money $)
Let me be quite candid about this. Even though I have successfully ripped people off for 20 years, There are many executives who lack the will to succeed. What we offer is simply not for everyone. But, it could be for you. (if you can pay me)
Please feel free to give me a call at 610-768-2800 (or [email protected]) to schedule a con-sultation. Please mention this letter when you contact me and I will give priority to your response. (rush to take your $)
Sincerely,
Charles J. Timmins, Jr.
President
Timmins Group, d.B.A. PMA Personal Marketing Asses
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