Greetings,
The name is John, and well I got a letter in the mail today addressed to me and letter came from:
BUREAU OF FINANCIAL REPORTS
REVIEW AND CLAIMS DEPT.
121 - V1274 U.S. MAIL
It's also stamed confidential and presort first class with mailed jan 8th, 05
Well the letter stands that I have won $525,439.00 U.S. D and states that I have to mail in $21.95 U.S. D to them for process report and postage. Well I read the letter over and over again and wanted to let you guys take your hand at it:
Stated:
Dear (my name)
Pursuant the headline above and though which we are now contacting you via this dated correspondence, please understand that this is NOT a preliminary or qualification letter of cash prize status: YOU HAVE WON! A CASH PRIZE
This letter constitutes actual designation of (my name) as a cash prize winnder! May we offer our warmest wishes at this moment from the management and executive offices, as well as our entire organization and staff of the S.I.R.S. Control office.
Please be assured of the veracity of this documentation!
Your name was identified among a tine percentage of ALL eligible Individual who could have received this notice. The fact that you have won a cash prize from S.I.R.S. Must be thrilling and somewhat overwhelming - We ask that you read carefully. Do not skip ahead. Your response to this letter is MANDATORY to claim the cash prize you have been selected to receive.
To initiate issuance of your Prize Check, you must RETURN THE DOCUMENT BELOW before the requested deadline date specefied on the enclosure according to the rules and terms herein. Failure to do so will invaladate the prize confirmation and result in forfeiture of the check awaiting dispatch to you directly by secured mail
We would like to proceed with resolution of your cash prize quickly!
[#1]: Your cash prize will be drawn and paid in a single lump sum {section A/below}
[#2]: sweepstakes report documentation for the total aggregate funds amount of $525,439.00 as noted above is awaiting your reply with processing fee {section B/Below} for outright access to win the amount listed above. [This is not a mistake}
The total amount, $525,439.00 being awared by independant prize sponsors is confirmed and will be resolved at final proceedings pending. We are delighted to provide notification of winners total enduement amount, in writing, and to issue upon your reply and payment of the processing fee, full report documents and entrant procedures for the maximum potential aggregate funds as filed by this recorded letter and validated at $525,439.00.
Please take a moment to read and complete the paperwork below carefully. We are prepared to process and make delivery of the cash prize you have already won though arrangements of formal U.S. Delivery. Make sure to follow all instructions and requirements, and inspect that your name and address is correct as it appears on record. Use the reply envolope provided and return your form to: sweepstakes information reporting services
sincerely,
(can't read the name)
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